What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:40
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
What melts your heart every time without fail?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Can a white person wear a bonnet to bed?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Are you afraid of being alone?
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
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